Damn we are a busy band!!!
Here’s a sneaky pic I took of minx, allie and scarys knee in our practice room.
We are frantically drilling a new song to get ready by SXSW and lords of acid.
No farted at practice today, so that’s good.
Shift bank tempo
Tony coke
The biker gang just walked into the coffee shop. They are really annoying with their bike cleats. click click click click clik. and their spandex.
Every sunday, probably 100 bike riders stop at the coffee shop. I need to count them. They line their bikes up against the building all along the front and around the corner.
I used to ride bikes and there are a few things i don’t understand. Why don’t you put some shorts on over your spandex biker shorts????? I always do when i ride. They need to realize they aren’t Lance Armstrong and they aren’t competing in the Tour De Grapevine every sunday. It’s ok to wear shorts over your bike shorts, it’s not going to make you any slower!!!!!!!!
The tables next to the register are about crotch level, you see. When they line up 20 deep wearing their spandex bike shorts and spandex shirts, the people right next to the register get an “in your face” view of every persons crotch in spandex and several bellies that hang out from undernieth their stupid biker shirts.
This guy in his Cowboy’s biker uniform has his shirt unzipped down to his belly button. With his long, flowing, blonde chest hair forrest exposed, collecting crumbs as he munches a protein bar and sips his water.
The same thing happens every weekend. Some coffee shop patron says “wow, those are nice bikes.” and some biker says, “yeah, they are pretty high tech”. and the person says, ” i bet they are expensive”. and the biker says, “yeah, most of these bikes have thousands of dollars in them”. and the person says, “wow, that’s amazing”, thus adding a little water the biker’s “holier than thou” pond. No, no it’s not amazing.
When i rode a road bike, I bought as little of fancy biker equipment as i could. I rode in a tshirt or no shirt, regular shorts over my spandex maxi-pad shorts, running shoes and half the time i wore no helmet. The real bikers didn’t give a shit, they just ride to stay fit, compete, and they don’t care about others. The wanna be bikers hated me. Riding for them is more of a social event. A gathering where they can compare bike equipment and try to “teach” people without fancy equipment why they needed to upgrade. Possibly, the reason for the spandex is so they can see each other’s penis and compare sizes.
It was awesome passing these people.
This has nothing to do with the band, I’m not even going to put our name in this blog, which we usually do because google likes it.
In fact, I was going to blog about how much I am burned out and ready to move to the beach and I just don’t give a shit anymore cuz all i do is band stuff and no one else seems to care. But instead, i’ll vent my frustrations on stupid ass Tour de Fucktard wanna be’s.
Such an angry young man i am today.
I forgot my 3d glasses, so this blog will probably suck.
First, Operation: Winnabego.
It’s going well!!! I hope everyone has enjoyed the videos and the Scary Cherry Shopping Network.
We got our first lifetime backstage pass person last night!!! We’ll be writing a new song soon.
We got a new song finalized, finished, mixed, mastered and absolutely done! It’s going to be huge, I can feel it. It’s just so catchy… I can’t stop singing it in my head and it’s pisses me off after a few days and that’s how I know you are going to love it.
So the pressure is on to have a video equally amazing. The more i jack with video, the more i learn and the more i enjoy it and get new ideas. What sucks is I quickly realize a few things.
1. I thought a $400 camera would do anything i could ever imagine. wrong.
2. I really need another damn hard drive.
3. Buying footage is expensive.
Hard drives and cameras and footage and video budget wasn’t in our business plan. Neither was a SXSW budget which could easily hit 4 figures +. So hopefully the Scary Cherry Shopping network helps us out.
This one time, I was feeling like the stamen of a purple flower, as I often do, with total disreguard for guarding point guards. Suddenly and violently, like the seperation of jelly and jam, gems errupted from the ether. Poking out my eyeballs like barrels of glue protecting my ears from jibber and jaw. I don’t know how you feel, but this is quite fun and makes me feel warm and comforted, like a boogey as it travels the canals of boo goo and mucas to the tip of your nostril nose and falls into the soup which you don’t notice because it kinda blends right in with the chicken, then you eat it and that my friends, is what recycling is all about.
Tomorrow i start my TOTAL BODY TRANSFORMATION!!!!! follow along won’t you.
The cowboys aren’t playing, so I don’t really care who wins, but it has been an interesting week here in Dallas Texas USA.
With all of the superbowl stuff going on and the icy weather, it has been lots of fun. Last night 
I did something I never thought I’d do, I saw Willie Nelson. I thought i would be bored to tears, but it was great and I’m so glad i got to go.
We have been getting the BACKSTAGE area of the website ready and I’m thinking we may launch it tomorrow?!?! We’ll see how much gets done today. I’m excited!!
ok back to work
tony coke bang bang
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Pimp Suit.
damn look at that shit!!!!!! white silk and fur.
silver shoes which were probably made from something on the endangered species list.
that is a man that demands attention and respect.
and he is holding a coke.
perhaps a sign for me, tony coke.
the other thing i like about gene simmons, aside from the fact that he is pretty darn good at marketing and handles all of his business like a pro, is that he doesn’t do drugs or drink.
I WANT A PIMP SUIT!!!! i’ve looked at the thrift stores, but i haven’t found one yet.
When i do, i’m going to wear it to a scary cherry and the bang bangs show. oh yes
